(Source: barackobama)

"I can calculate the motions of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people."
— Isaac Newton

Telling someone to shut up is baaaasically like telling them you don’t respect them.

"And I hide because there’s more to me than what you see and I’m not sure you’d like the rest. I know that sometimes, I don’t like the rest."

It’s a temporary foster situation that my gf arranged. The first night was a terror. We barely got any sleep due to Bam’s nervous excitement I guess. He was whining in his kennel, incessantly, which then caused Bk to whine. And when I took him out he started playing with his tennis ball.
By himself,
In the dark,
And extremely loudly.
The day was better. Took him and Bk to the dog park to tire them out even more than they were from a seemingly sleepless night. He’s a beast on the leash but I found a way to make it easier for my girl to walk him.

"Misery doesn’t just love company, it seeks it out."
— B

I want to be a judge one day for the sole purpose of being able to fabricate words on a whim.

"A lot of people get so hung up on what they can’t have that they don’t think for a second about whether they really want it."
— Lionel Shriver, Checker and the Derailleurs (via simply-quotes)
"Remember that what people say to you is a reflection of who they are, how they perceive the world, and how they speak to themselves. They may criticize you because they are critical of themselves. See their actions and words as a statement of their beliefs and learn to remain calm and centered."
— Orin (via tamedimpala)

(Source: nirvikalpa)

"He who hesitates, masturbates."
— How to Make it in America